How does the McDonald's corporation commit and then cover up mass murders in some of America's most populated cities? We have yet to determine if the McDonald's corporation receives help from any government agency to clean up the crime scenes, but we believe the murderer is most often disguised as company's clown Ronald McDonald, which allows him to flee unnoticed (or unsuspected) from a crime scene.

Our volunteers regularly monitor McDonald's restaurants hoping to overhear a plan to carry out one of these murders, and we believe we're getting close. In late 2003, we overheard a suspicious-looking man talking to one of the Ronald clowns ask for a "Big Mac, super-sized".

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