Note From the Author

This site was created for entertainment purposes only. The statistics and ideas presented on the site were manipulated to form a story that I'm pretty sure is untrue. There is no organization named the Population Preservation Foundation.

However if I drop dead due to "mysterious circumstances", please avenge my death and denounce the emperor of fast food and God of 3rd world countries... McDonald's.

Lawyers be kind, and take your heads out of your behinds!"

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